Vanilla Routines. Spicy Adventures. Zero Secrets.
Navigating ethical nonmonogamy, surviving the suburban gauntlet, and finding the everyday adventure.
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Extracurriculars | Part 2: Office Hours
Read First – Extracurriculars | Part 1: Prerequisites When the applause finally died down and the moderator stepped back up to the microphone to close the session, Janice decided not to linger. While half the room surged forward toward the stage to network or ask follow-up questions, she casually packed…
Extracurriculars | Part 1: Prerequisites
Janice overslept on the first day of a conference. After a workout, she discovers the gym’s attractive guest speaker is the same man she noticed earlier.
Choose Your Adventure
Real talk on vetting, boundaries, and the “Digital Handshake.”
The high-end roasts, the mental resets, and the lifelines that keep my daytime routine grounded.
Where the vanilla fades out. Original, fictionalized stories based on real adventures and late-night fantasies.
Can I let you in on a little secret?
I don’t actually wear perfume.
By day, I work in an elementary school, surviving the week on good coffee and patience. By night, I live a fulfilling, ethically nonmonogamous life. Pineapples and Perfume is the space where those two worlds meet. No 24/7 party vibes—just the reality of a normal, chill life with a hint of spice.