Bad Connections

As one who advertises an interest in single males, it’s very common to get some pretty horrible interesting attempts from men expressing their interest. Below is a sampling of what doesn’t work for me. It might work for someone, but my profile is pretty clear and detailed, stating some basic expectations of how to message me. Enjoy some of the incoming pleasantries I did NOT respond to!

Hello there! You are absolutely beautiful šŸ˜ I’m shocked that you are single. Would you be interested in marrying a loyal, successful man and becoming a hotwife? I would be very lucky to be your cuckold husband

Hi sexy! Your pics have my dick sooooo hard and balls so tight. I’m stroking right now to your pics, do I have permission to cum? I need to drain my penis and balls for you

Everything been wet enough for you?

Godsss damnnn , well helllooooo